Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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