My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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