Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Randomize
