It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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