Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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