You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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