Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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