I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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