Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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