dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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