so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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