what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
false alarm, still single
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