If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
