I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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