Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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