you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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