There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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