question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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