ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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