what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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