new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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