whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you made out with another girl for some wings
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
