all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
How naked do you want me to be?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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