I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
