I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
areolas are like halos for boobs.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So squirting runs in the family.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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