I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Cover your peen. We're going out.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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