I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
im holly from the hills drunk
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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