I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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