So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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