he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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