Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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