thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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