Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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