Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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