Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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