ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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