We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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