C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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