im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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