The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i came on her dog
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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