You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
