I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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