party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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