She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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