Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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