gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
As shirtless as possible
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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