I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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