Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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