Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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