found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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