I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
